The Pasha Bulker? I think not. It's in our waters now. Therefore it is now The Big Pash. You could tour Australia and include it in your itinerary. The Big Pineapple, The Big Banana, The Big Pash, etc.
Thousands of lovely bogans lodged complaints over the weekend because the authorities had erected barriers to stop said bogans from getting too close to The Big Pash. It's fair enough though - if you lurk too near the Big Pash then pretty soon you've got the Big Belly and you're off to the Big Queue at Centrelink to claim the Big Baby Bonus. And you might want to save some of your happy snaps on your disposable camera to take of young Cody's first rat's tail, or whatever you've named the poor fucker.
Big shout outs to all roadies named Brian.
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